I've figured out that one of the best cures for the post-baseball blues is to watch some of the great movies that have been made about our nation's pastime. I have engaged in many debates about the Best Baseball Movie Ever, but I don't think that anyone will ever reach an agreement. Many baseball purists point towards the classics, but I think that there are a few recent movies that should definitely make the cut. So don't throw a hissy fit if your top five is different than mine. Remember, there is no crying in baseball! (Nope, that movie didn't make the list. Good quote though.)
And so, for your viewing pleasure, my top five:
5. Never Been Kissed - Okay, before you go ranting that this movie is not AT ALL about baseball, just hear me out. First of all, the movie follows Josie (Drew Barrymore), a reporter who goes undercover as a high school student. Despite being in her mid-twenties, Josie was not the coolest in high school and had never been kissed by a boy, but when she goes back to high school she becomes popular and falls in love with a teacher, blah blah blah. Now, the reason the movie made the list: In the movie's climax, Josie stands on the pitcher's mound of the high school's baseball field waiting for the object of her affection to come kiss her. As the clock runs out, Josie hangs her head and starts to slowly walk off the field. But wait!! Just then, the man of her dreams comes running down the bleachers, across the diamond and onto the mound to give Josie her first kiss. Yes, I may write a baseball blog, but I'm still a girl. And that scene gets me every time.
4. Bad News Bears - Purely out of love for Walter Matthau and the fact that his team of 10-year-old misfits tosses back a few brewskies after winning.
3. Bull Durham - I would be lying if I said I hadn't dreamed about being Annie Savoy. Also, this quote: "I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance."
2. Fever Pitch - A newer movie about the Red Sox winning the 2004 World Series. I'm sure some people don't believe it belongs on this list, but it's funny and sharp and undeniably true. It shows how fans develop a relationship with their team, to the point where they feel like they're part of a big family. Like Ben (Jimmy Fallon) says, "I like being a part of something bigger than me... Than I. It's good for your soul to invest in something you can't control."
1. The Sandlot - My absolute favorite. I feel like I grew up with these kids. The story completely captures the purity of baseball. Roy Campanella, a former Dodgers catcher said, "You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too." The Sandlot shows an innocent game without sky-high salaries, vicious fans or steroids scandals. A game that - though I'm not old enough to know first hand - I'm certain existed at one point. And maybe it can come back one day, if we play enough under the fireworks on the Fourth of July.